She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
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if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
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All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
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I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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