I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
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It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
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Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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