i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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