I'm lost and stupid without you.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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