Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
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She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
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YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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