I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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