Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
He passed out mid-signature
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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