I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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