Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
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i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
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You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
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