Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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