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  • Submitted by colan08 on Mar 28, 11 at 11:08am

    You spelled it wrong, it's "douche"-code.

  • Submitted by Michguy on Mar 28, 11 at 11:11am

    Not really impressive. Man up and break up if that's how you want to be.

  • Submitted by scarab on Mar 28, 11 at 11:59am

    My only judge is that you are jazzed by the size of the tip. Kind of low balled ya

  • Submitted by mrsomething on Mar 28, 11 at 11:55am

    why do people comment on here and act disappointed at the level of morality that others have? isn't that one of the main points of this site?

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      Submitted by Taipan on Mar 28, 11 at 6:04pm

      If I remember correctly, in the good 'ole days this site used to have more texts that were just funny in general than the same cheater/slut/coke/weed/booze-related ones over and over.

  • Submitted by jrenee03 on Mar 28, 11 at 12:16pm

    Yep, and she's probably fucking that guy right now. Joke's on you asshole.

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      Submitted by TH3N355 on Mar 28, 11 at 2:16pm

      How is the joke is on the OP? He just did the distracting. None of what happens after with that situation affects him at all.

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        Submitted by jrenee03 on Mar 28, 11 at 3:58pm

        I meant the dudes girlfriend is probably fucking the guy he tipped to keep her distracted.

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          Submitted by chicc on Dec 20, 11 at 8:43pm

          But the OP is the one who got tipped... what?

  • Submitted by Jkemp1 on Mar 28, 11 at 12:13pm

    I second what colan08 said. Both of you are douchers.

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    Submitted by studmuffin2120 on Mar 28, 11 at 1:42pm

    Hahaha well played..

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    Submitted by shan1628 on Mar 28, 11 at 11:35pm

    You only got 5 bucks for that? You got fucked too!

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    Submitted by Spartan_Prick on Apr 18, 11 at 6:23pm

    Oh if only you people were smarter... I would have collected on shipping and handling (for a safe return of his gf) and a finders fee

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    Submitted by sirj10 on Mar 29, 11 at 12:32am

    You got the five dollars and the girlfriends number

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    Submitted by mrsomething on Mar 30, 11 at 4:14am

    @taipan. things change people get bored easily. I just cant imagine it being fun looking at a site you used to love that's now posting stuff you aren't entertained by. why do you even visit the site? I think this shits hillarious. the mere shock value of people actually doing and saying these things on the site\nmakes it worth coming here to me.

  • Submitted by burner21 on Mar 28, 11 at 1:04pm

    Jkemp is a feminazi

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    Submitted by phrozenstare on Mar 29, 11 at 8:51pm

    Wow all the nerds commenting on here with no sense of junior get a life. People

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    Submitted by bigjwin on May 19, 12 at 1:24pm

    Colan's jealous 0o0

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    Submitted by caelcaeldace on Apr 4, 11 at 2:57am

    Douchebaggary at it's finest!

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    Submitted by projectcurtis on Mar 29, 11 at 10:11pm


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    Submitted by fourwolves07 on Mar 29, 11 at 6:24pm

    nicely done

  • Submitted by bee222 on Mar 29, 11 at 12:55am

    I agree with colan08