Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
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You spelled it wrong, it's "douche"-code.
Not really impressive. Man up and break up if that's how you want to be.
My only judge is that you are jazzed by the size of the tip. Kind of low balled ya
why do people comment on here and act disappointed at the level of morality that others have? isn't that one of the main points of this site?
If I remember correctly, in the good 'ole days this site used to have more texts that were just funny in general than the same cheater/slut/coke/weed/booze-related ones over and over.
Yep, and she's probably fucking that guy right now. Joke's on you asshole.
How is the joke is on the OP? He just did the distracting. None of what happens after with that situation affects him at all.
I meant the dudes girlfriend is probably fucking the guy he tipped to keep her distracted.
But the OP is the one who got tipped... what?
Hahaha well played..
I second what colan08 said. Both of you are douchers.
Oh if only you people were smarter... I would have collected on shipping and handling (for a safe return of his gf) and a finders fee
You only got 5 bucks for that? You got fucked too!
You got the five dollars and the girlfriends number
Jkemp is a feminazi
@taipan. things change people get bored easily. I just cant imagine it being fun looking at a site you used to love that's now posting stuff you aren't entertained by. why do you even visit the site? I think this shits hillarious. the mere shock value of people actually doing and saying these things on the site\nmakes it worth coming here to me.
Wow all the nerds commenting on here with no sense of junior get a life. People
Colan's jealous 0o0
Douchebaggary at it's finest!
I agree with colan08