i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
he fucked my hip out of place.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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