i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
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Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
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Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
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