i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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