The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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