is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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