Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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