Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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