garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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