escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
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announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
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I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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