wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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