So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
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should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
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I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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