It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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