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Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
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