it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I just made out with a guy for $7.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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