you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
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I wish i was in the wii world.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
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well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Dude, where are you?
... whose car?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same