We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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