thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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