Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
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You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
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Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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