3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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