I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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