i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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