he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
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screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
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i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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