I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
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@ 1:02 haahahahaha fucking hilarious. I was reading tfln while in church this morning. I think I need to re evaluate my priorities.
hey 9:12 god loves me .my mom told me so .so fuckin BLOW ME.
Keep it classy, Monica.
I meant "take" not " talk"
SUPERMAN THAT HOE!!!!! NOW WATCH ME YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!
Jessica, I didnt know you went to church
I hate when I mistaken my nice church dress for the cum towel when I'm drunk... or when I'm sober!
It's okay, God knows all about sex. Just don't let the preacher see it, or he'll know you're "available".
that's hot. but how did a dude jizz on your back?
GOD DOESNT LIKE UGLY.........
Jesus hung out with whores in the bible...... so just think you would have been in his inner circle
This totally happened to me. And it was a black dress. And I was not at church, but at a funeral. And my mom, ignorant of the nature of the stain, tried to scratch it off with her fingernail.
Taytay was that you?
Don't feel so bad - you and the priest will have matching stains now
I'm going to talk a wild guess and say doggy style or up the ass 12:42
Let go and let God.....apparently your booty call did!
And i jizzzzed onnn her dress...
why do you even bother going to church? waste of time
Dallas chicks, straight from Level 5 on Saturday to Church on Sunday, then they get mad when they end up pregnant, and look for the right guy who will treat them right and take care of their kids. /rant
Would you happen to be Catholic? :P
ULTIMATE walk of shame. Straight out of some random's bed, right to church to repent for all the hardcore anal.
and i'll take that bet. You now owe me your mum's basement.
I'd bet my house that this was my ex... what a skank.
And god said "let there be jizzy dresses" and so it was. Change your jizzy apperal for skank. Fuck church anyway, I'm just saying.
What is up with all these slutty girls going to church? Its that sort of pointless? Go to church on Sunday after sinning 46 different ways on Saturday night? God must love all the hypocrisy.
hey, 9:08. this god of whom you speak doesn't like you.
Stfu 2:36 no one cares
Are you Monica Lewinsky? Do laundry, get some dry-cleaning done, or better yet, don't get jizz on the back of your dress! (well, if you're hot then that's pretty sexy in a classless way...do tell how it happened!)
those perverted priests. always make such a mess.
i jizz on everything i wear to mark my territory.
I love Dallas. Sin on Saturday, salvation on Sunday!
hahah Dallas. Thats whats up
Yes but to "sin" is really to have fun.
And if you do 46 things that the church 'frowns' apon, then you are ENJOYING your life!!!
I think having fun is healthy so long as you aren't hurting anybody or taking anything too far!
NO WAY - this just happened to me too! LOL
thata girl...damn proud of ya 214 :-)
ya nxt time dont sit so close in front of me, you jus lucky i avoided your hair...
doubt anything doggy was involved
damn where can i meet these girls?
that's incredibly embarrassing, but all in all hilarious!
Atta girl. Ironic situation though