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  • @ 1:02 haahahahaha fucking hilarious. I was reading tfln while in church this morning. I think I need to re evaluate my priorities.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:10am
  • Keep it classy, Monica.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:32am
  • SUPERMAN THAT HOE!!!!! NOW WATCH ME YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:00am
  • hey 9:12 god loves me .my mom told me so .so fuckin BLOW ME.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:28am
  • I meant "take" not " talk"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:50am
  • I hate when I mistaken my nice church dress for the cum towel when I'm drunk... or when I'm sober!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:13pm
  • that's hot. but how did a dude jizz on your back?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:42am
  • Taytay was that you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:48am
  • Don't feel so bad - you and the priest will have matching stains now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:10am
  • It's okay, God knows all about sex. Just don't let the preacher see it, or he'll know you're "available".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 8:25pm
  • This totally happened to me. And it was a black dress. And I was not at church, but at a funeral. And my mom, ignorant of the nature of the stain, tried to scratch it off with her fingernail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:23am
  • GOD DOESNT LIKE UGLY.........

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:08am
  • Jessica, I didnt know you went to church

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:01am
  • and i'll take that bet. You now owe me your mum's basement.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:11pm
  • And i jizzzzed onnn her dress...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:57am
  • Let go and let God.....apparently your booty call did!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:38pm
  • Dallas chicks, straight from Level 5 on Saturday to Church on Sunday, then they get mad when they end up pregnant, and look for the right guy who will treat them right and take care of their kids. /rant

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:58am
  • I'm going to talk a wild guess and say doggy style or up the ass 12:42

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:45am
  • Are you Monica Lewinsky? Do laundry, get some dry-cleaning done, or better yet, don't get jizz on the back of your dress! (well, if you're hot then that's pretty sexy in a classless way...do tell how it happened!)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:36am
  • hey, 9:08. this god of whom you speak doesn't like you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:12am
  • why do you even bother going to church? waste of time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 6:04pm
  • And god said "let there be jizzy dresses" and so it was. Change your jizzy apperal for skank. Fuck church anyway, I'm just saying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:02am
  • What is up with all these slutty girls going to church? Its that sort of pointless? Go to church on Sunday after sinning 46 different ways on Saturday night? God must love all the hypocrisy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 7:58am
  • I love Dallas. Sin on Saturday, salvation on Sunday!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:32am
  • Would you happen to be Catholic? :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:01pm
  • Jesus hung out with whores in the bible...... so just think you would have been in his inner circle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:47am
  • those perverted priests. always make such a mess.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:35am
  • damn where can i meet these girls?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:14pm
  • i jizz on everything i wear to mark my territory.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:40am
  • Stfu 2:36 no one cares

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:53am
  • thata girl...damn proud of ya 214 :-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:04pm
  • ya nxt time dont sit so close in front of me, you jus lucky i avoided your hair...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:28am
  • hahah Dallas. Thats whats up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:42pm
  • I'd bet my house that this was my ex... what a skank.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 7:39pm
  • doubt anything doggy was involved

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:45am
  • ULTIMATE walk of shame. Straight out of some random's bed, right to church to repent for all the hardcore anal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:55am
  • Yes but to "sin" is really to have fun. And if you do 46 things that the church 'frowns' apon, then you are ENJOYING your life!!! I think having fun is healthy so long as you aren't hurting anybody or taking anything too far!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:37am
  • NO WAY - this just happened to me too! LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:42am
  • that's incredibly embarrassing, but all in all hilarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:47am
  • Atta girl. Ironic situation though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 8:47pm