Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
D3 body, D1 cock
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
even my farts smell like vagina
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
we should paint friendship bongs
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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