to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
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Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
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It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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