Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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