Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
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Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
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Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
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