Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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