ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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