She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
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there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
You dont lie about slip and slides
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
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I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
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