Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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