who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
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Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
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We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter