I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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