We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
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four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
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this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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