how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
he was CRYING into my vagina
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
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Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
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I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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