Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Randomize
