When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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