OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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