There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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