Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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