when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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