How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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