it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
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worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
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