idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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