As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
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I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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