he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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