Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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