And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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